really bitch, really?

Ask me anythingArchiwum


i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

(via fake-mermaid)


where can i buy that for free

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Words of Emotion

"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."

- (via soulsscrawl)

(Źródło: c0ntemplations, via xxkristi)

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops


this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday