really bitch, really?

Ask me anythingArchiwum

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(Źródło: supnikita, via fake-mermaid)

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

(via fake-mermaid)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Źródło: netlfix, via fake-mermaid)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Źródło: sharksylph, via fake-mermaid)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Źródło: okaymad, via fake-mermaid)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Źródło: emaciatinq, via fake-mermaid)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via fake-mermaid)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via fake-mermaid)

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image

(via fake-mermaid)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Źródło: moaninglisasmile, via fake-mermaid)

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via fake-mermaid)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via feat)