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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via fake-mermaid)

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  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
"

- 16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Źródło: jadethrwall, via assume)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Źródło: brobecks, via alexissmcdonaldd)

billionaired:

Stash.

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via fake-mermaid)

lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via fake-mermaid)

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

(via feat)

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

(via feat)

kanyewesticle:

I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

(Źródło: kanyewesticle, via fake-mermaid)

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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